19 Married People Confess The Thing They Didn’t Know About Their Spouse Until After Moving In Together

8. “My wife and I both discovered that apparently I have a birthmark on my ass that looks just like a shit smear. I didn’t know that until two weeks into the marriage when she said, ‘I saw it when we first started dating, and I really did think it was poo. It took me three or four times of seeing it to realize it was a birthmark. See, I’ll always love you!'”

“I just talked to my dad who admitted he has the same birthmark, so I guess it’s in our bloodline to have shit permanently smeared on our asses.”



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