These 42 Funny Holiday Posts From The Last 72 Hours Are Funnier Than They Should Be

relatives are starting to ask abt boyfriends… they dont know they’re talking to lesbotron3000

— sopi ღ (@ultravioIetts) December 24, 2024

u can drunk text whoever u want on christmas eve and new years eve. they legalized both recently

— felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 (@liIpochaco) December 24, 2024

my fam skipped Christmas Mass but we did watch Conclave so I think that still counts

— Frank Costa (@feistyfrank) December 25, 2024

The Simpsons is the only piece of media I can think of that accurately portrays the fact that much of winter, especially early winter, in cold climates looks like this pic.twitter.com/bHuKL92ed9

— Himbo President 🇵🇸 (@himbopresident) December 24, 2024

tsa agent held up my bin and said to everyone else in line “THIS IS WHAT ALL OF YOURS SHOULD LOOK LIKE” greatest moment of my fucking life

— prance (@bocxtop) December 24, 2024

i think it’s beautiful that everyone’s parents’ house is the coldest place in the world. all our parents united in fear of the radiator

— g a b y (@gabydvj) December 23, 2024

visiting your parents’ house is all about sitting in the living room on your phone

— Alex Murdoch (@alexgmurd) December 23, 2024

“The Grinch who ALLEGEDLY stole Christmas.”- Defense attorneys

— Just Bill (@WilliamAder) December 24, 2024

Santa has died. The elves must now sequester themselves in the north pole and elect a new Santa.

— tonsured pussy (@sweetseaslug) December 25, 2024

Me Christmas list: CookiesCookiesCookiesCookiesCookiesCookiesCookiesCookiesCookiesCookiesCookiesCookiesCookiesCookiesCookiesCookiesCookiesCookiesCookiesCookiesCookiesCookiesCookiesCookiesCookiesCookiesCookiesCookiesCookiesCookiesCookiesCookies…

— Cookie Monster (@MeCookieMonster) December 22, 2024