I’m Sorry, But These Jokes About The Upcoming Conclave Are Waaaay Funnier Than They Should Be

Posted on by DJ Kamal Mustafa
I’m Sorry, But These Jokes About The Upcoming Conclave Are Waaaay Funnier Than They Should Be

The internet is *fully* locked in for the upcoming conclave because anyone who saw the movie Conclave thinks they’re conclave experts now.

A Swiss Guard stands outside the ornate facade of St. Peter's Basilica, with crowds and flower arrangements visible in the foreground

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With that said, here are the funniest jokes about it:

1.

Three religious figures, in traditional robes and red caps, share a light for their cigarettes against an orange-brown wall
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2.

Man in formal suit ties red ribbon on large wooden door, as onlookers observe solemnly. Image relates to an official ceremony or event

3.

Tweet by Leon Sjogren:

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4.

Person in festive costume with a red beret and cross necklace dances energetically in a lively room, with others in similar attire celebrating

5.

Split-screen image of Cardinal Luis Antonio Tagle, with casual text suggesting Twitter users campaign for him at a papal conclave
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Tweet humorously suggests being in a conclave involves friends voting to choose a leader for life

7.

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8.

Tweet by Andrea Junker:

9.

Tweet joking about the next Pope receiving a year's supply of cosmetics and a $200,000 cash prize

10.

A person in red clerical attire holds a paper, looking upwards. The image is a tweet discussing the movie
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11.

Tweet by Cait:

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12.

Tweet about mistakenly learning of the pope's death through a fanfiction summary, posted by user @Klaine8468

13.

Tweet by user:

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Tweet by user @NILES100 saying,

15.

Tweet from Sophia Benoit:

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16.

A person dressed as a clergyman with a caption humorously asking,
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Tweet by user Sarah:

18.

Woman in cozy setting typing on a laptop, referencing the Vatican and genuine love in the humorous text above
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19.

Tweet reads

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20.

Tweet joking about Pope Francis being reincarnated as Trisha Paytas' baby, with over 3.7 million views

21.

Tweet by @lukasbattle:

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Tweet from @ConnorEatsPants asking humorously about the timing of Pope tryouts

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24.

Man in formal religious attire with a pensive expression, tweet caption reads:
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25.

Tweet jokingly compares the Catholic conclave to the Super Bowl, noting unknown teams, unseen plays, and everyone being 140 years old

26.And lastly:

Tweet with a cardinal in formal attire looking serious, suggesting a humorous contrast to a film experience
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DJ Kamal Mustafa

DJ Kamal Mustafa

I’m DJ Kamal Mustafa, the founder and Editor-in-Chief of EMEA Tribune, a digital news platform that focuses on critical stories from Europe, the Middle East, Africa, and Pakistan. With a deep passion for investigative journalism, I’ve built a reputation for delivering exclusive, thought-provoking reports that highlight the region’s most pressing issues.

I’ve been a journalist for over 10 years, and I’m currently associated with EMEA Tribune, ARY News, Daily Times, Samaa TV, Minute Mirror, and many other media outlets. Throughout my career, I’ve remained committed to uncovering the truth and providing valuable insights that inform and engage the public.

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