Everyone Is Making Jokes About The East Coast Earthquake, And Here Are The 35 Funniest Ones

new york is the los angeles of america — eric adams, probably

— Alex Rocca (@AlexDRocca) April 5, 2024

We never used to have earthquakes in NYC. There will be more. Because of woke.

— ember loves bay ridge (@embernic) April 5, 2024

“as New York was hit by an earthquake, i couldn’t help but wonder, were the tecnotic plates as unstable as my history with Big?” pic.twitter.com/LXNUSflzEw

— popculture (@notgwendalupe) April 5, 2024

somehow this is all Eric Adams fault!!

— grabba goon (@__stvph) April 5, 2024

Last year it was wild fires, and now NYC gets to experience Earthquake Twitter. LA has almost nothing left.

— Khalid El Khatib (@kmelkhat) April 5, 2024

Did DEI cause today’s NYC earthquake? No, but it didn’t prevent it, either.

— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) April 5, 2024

eric adams is going to put another 50,000 cops in the subway with the mandate of shooting the earthquake

— maya kosoff (@mekosoff) April 5, 2024

who downstairs cuttin a well done steak??

— Jawny Bravo (@TaiilorMade) April 5, 2024

I AM FINE

— Empire State Building (@EmpireStateBldg) April 5, 2024

can we have another …that made me feel ALIVE

— Ben Kesslen (@benkesslen) April 5, 2024

can you imagine how humiliating this would be for us if the californians were awake

— Walter Hickey (@WaltHickey) April 5, 2024

Apologies to other parts of the world that regularly gets earthquakes because New York City just had an earthquake and we’re gonna talk about it for the next 3-5 business days.

— Tracie Hunte (@TracieHunte) April 5, 2024